iPaddie iPad is the new iPad

iPad ipad. Ipad ipad ipaddie pad pad. Ipad? ipad ipad. Ipading ipad is ipad for the ipad of ipadia. Ipadia’s prime-minister says

[...] iPady? absurd, ipad ipad ipad ipad”

Update- This just ipad

ipadind ipad is the new ipad for everyone who never needed an ipad.  Plus the new ipad doubles as an ipad, Ipad right? Ipad the ipad striclty for ipadding, and it can ipad at 3 frequencies! ipad!